Burt: Do you promise to let your daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all? Because we want her to be happy, no matter what. Being obsessed with weight is just too cliche for our daughter.
Verona: Yes, I do. Do your promise, when she talks, you’ll listen? Like, really listen, especially when she’s scared? And that her fights will be your fights?
Burt: I do. And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you’re gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand-to-hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans?
Verona: I do.
Um. I fucking love this movie. And I love that beard.
View →I just gave myself my first tattoo. Its a tear drop in lime green ink on my palm because lime green was all I had. I also spilled the ink all over my carpet and you can barely see the teardrop. Oh well, at least it was a memorable experience.
And I’ll do it again once I get some black ink.
View →You’re so pretty and I love what you post and I wish we could all be tumblr BFFS of people who post wolves and witches, like a ~club~
I HEREBY CALL THE FIRST OFFICIAL TUMBLR WOLF-WITCH CLUB MEETING TO ORDER. REBLOG IF PARTICIPATING.
I’M IN.
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